choose your own adventure

a questionable person with gender not immediately noticeable, not clearly male or female. pat on SNL of example.

Mike (to friend): look at it... i say go for it... it's a choose your own adventure... you'll never know what you are going to get

choose your own adventure by ben January 7, 2005

Choose violence 

When someone hits a nerve, usually by stating facts that are true, one can say they have “chosen violence”.

A: “People who don’t like Nicki Minaj are terrorists”

B: “So you decided to choose violence”

Choose violence by teneliza June 13, 2021

Choose lee 

Very Skinny, boney- A term taken from Hindi word 'choose' which means something squeezed or sucked and 'lee' is for 'Bruce Lee' who was again a skinny guy.

checkout that choose lee over there

Choose lee by Dijje December 26, 2009

Choose Your Legends 

A poll done every year by Nintendo in late January to determine the most popular fire emblem characters. The top 2 male and female characters placed get special alts in the mobile game Fire Emblem Heroes and then are removed from the poll for future years. The poll tends to get very competitive in the FE community due to the developer often using the poll results to determine which characters should be added next to the mobile game or receive an alt.

"Choose Your Legends is the largest event of the year for Fire Emblem fans. I hope Tiki wins this one!"

Choose Your Legends by KrimsonKatt January 24, 2022

Choose your weapon 

A meme. What happens when anime characters take the final hit to defeat their mortal archnemisis. Also what happens when you type ‘p’ on your phone and you know the letters to come are ‘o’ and ‘r’ and mum catches you.

Narrator: *in booming voice* CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON…
Anime character: I choose… the Sophia!
Evil anime character: Whoa, an angel has come to save me!
Anime character: Nah, that’s just Sophia. Sophia, take the hit!!
Sophia: *slices mighty sword down* Whoo! Clean cut!

Choose your weapon by A Cactus with A laptop April 17, 2023

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea 

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or whose none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; the ball is now in your court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea by Uncle Dimma May 19, 2012

CHOOSE A CAR 

Code for masturbating.

When you try to beat your personal best, you spend the day choosing a car.

Boy: Back in a sec.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: I'm just gonna choose a car.

CHOOSE A CAR by Doctor Woo-Hoo August 26, 2016