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China Spring High School 

A 3-A high school in China Spring, TX. The worst place to go if you're looking for support from your fellow classmates and peers! It's filled to the brim with stuck up jerks and preps that are just waiting to cause drama and get all in your personal business. If you want a challenge, and never-ending stress, and ridiculous break times due to the fact that the school doesn't want to lose a single penny on taxes? I happily suggest you go here!
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chica seeka 

A Caucasian man who is attracted to Hispanic women and seeks their company. Similar to yellow fever, white men who are attracted to Asian women.
Because Don was a chica seeka, he passed up chances to date white women.
chica seeka by Lake 317 October 7, 2003

China Style 

Living life to the fullest without alcohol or drugs. Chillaxin' out at Wilson's while giving chitlens life long advice.
1.) Do things big....China Style!

2.) Rockin' out, China Style!
China Style by BigChina734 May 6, 2011

China sideways 

A way for a situation to become compromised in an extreme and unusual way. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.
I would have been here sooner but traffic was all fucked China sideways.
China sideways by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

bull in a china shop 

Something that destroys everything it touches, the antonym of the midas touch
What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.

China Spring, Texas 

A small community suburb of Waco, Texas. Full of mostly middle-class and rich families, with a large population of farmers and rednecks as well. The high school is a 3A high school with a very good history in both athletics and academics, although most of the students are stuck up jerks. But overall it's a nice school district. There is a limited selection of restaurants and stores, but some special ones such as Griff's and Shipley Donuts stand out. The people are generally very friendly and it is a very fast growing and one of the more popular destinations to live in Central Texas. Home of Ted Nugent and drag racing legend Billy Meyer.
Ted Nugent lives on a ranch near China Spring, Texas.

CHIA SOAP 

THE ACT OF SHAVING OFF ONES PUBIC HAIR AND PLACING THE LEFT OVER RUFFAGE ON YOUR ROOMATES BAR OF SOAP
THAT FUCKIN DANIEL HASTON GAVE ME A CHIA SOAP ON MY IRISH SPRING SOAP WHAT A FUCK HEAD
CHIA SOAP by CASEY ALLEN July 7, 2008