chestermalesterfeild 

A child predator who dresses in a costume that is shaped like a couch and lures little children with candy to sit on his couch costume.

I don't like that Dylan guy who plays second life, I hear he wears a chestermalesterfeild.

chestermalesterfeild by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008

Chesticals 

Parts of a woman's anatomy on her chest that resemble a man's testicals

A girl walks into a bar . . .

Man 1 - 'Wow check out the rack on that!'

Man 2- 'Mate, look at them, they are all saggy and wrinkly!'

Man 1 - 'eww eww eww EWW! She has a pair of chesticals!'

Chesticals by fishcake12345 December 15, 2009

Chesticals 

The mass of fat on the boob region of a mans chest, particularly when it hangs down (saggy). Similar to manboobs

Boy 1: "Did you see Johnny's chesticals when he took his shirt off at the pool?"
Boy 2: "yeah man! They were huge!"

Chesticals by Intrepidus Delicia September 28, 2015

chesticals 

When males say girls don't have the balls to do things or "not manly enough" you call them "chesticals"

Man: you aren't man enough
Woman: excuse me but I have chesticals so move out of my way and let me handle this

chesticals by S8tan May 30, 2016

Chestical 

Female breatsts

Whoa! SHE HAS SOME BIG CHESTICALS!

Chestical by Siauna November 23, 2016

Chesticals 

New name for boobs.

Let’s go to the store and get you a new chestical hollers.( bras)
I have chesticals.

Chesticals by Arachnid the kid June 2, 2024