Truly a unique creature. Commonly found near a PC or Nintendo switch. Their diet consists of chicken nuggies and poutine. For a creature that claims to be funny, humanity has never witnessed a joke. The Cheerie and the Cheerie theory has been increasingly studied since the renaissance.
Dundee slang (derived from chewing gum swinger: from the habit of these girls to sit on the back of a bus and play with chewing gum with their fingers) for female addidas tracksuit wearing urban lowlifes. Hair will be pulled back so tight that the skin is pulled back (see Croydon facelift) but a superglued hairsprayed fringe is a must as is too much makeup.