If you are ever lucky enough to encounter a Carson, make sure he stays in your life. On the first impression, a Carson may seem like a
social butterfly who gives zero (0) shits about you or anything you do. Grow close to this new Carson; he will reveal his true colors once he gets used to you! He will be ultra protective and sensitive around those he truly trusts (such as crying during
Beauty and the Beast). Being friends with a Carson includes lots of
self-deprecating humor, excessive swearing, jokes about wanting to die, and puns about his sexuality.
Bonus: Free therapist! Best listener out there: 10/10
Carson: Now, tell me what's
bothering you today.
Friend: WELL, *describes their day in
extreme detail*
Carson: *rephrases
everything you said and gives you genuine advice*