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Miss Carriage

Elementary school teacher used to be known as Miss Wagon not until she lost her baby, then started going by the name of Miss Carriage. She teaches at Section-B of the school, no later being transfer to

C-Section due to the bullying caused by her students.
Staff 1: Have you heard the news about your teacher miss wagon, apparently she has lost her baby

Students: you mean miss carriage

Staff: *sobbing and crying*
Miss Carriage by 7akeshi September 11, 2018
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Under-carriage munching 

A term coined by a cool Aussie chick used to describe when koalas go downtown on each other.
‘Hey Davey, koalas are cute but most of them have Chlamydia. Probably from all their under-carriage munching.’
‘It sounds fucking sickening.’
‘It is fucking sickening Davey, it is.’

Horse-Drawn-Carriage

(Noun) - A Horse-Drawn-Carriage, is a term used to describe a person with a large buttocks. The horse is the person’s legs being able to move around their large buttocks.
If you keep doing those squats you’re going to end up with a Horse-Drawn-Carriage soon.
Horse-Drawn-Carriage by DocRuby November 10, 2022

War Carriage 

Getting completely dominated, can be relevant in any circumstance but substantially present in the video game realm.
Yo, I can't capture objective B. These guys got a straight up war carriage.

Chris keeps getting flattened by the war carriage, kick him.
War Carriage by iiRecycle October 20, 2016

halt your carriage

said to someone when they’re being sus and need to slow down
Bro 1: “Ima fuck this bitch tonight bro no cap
Bro 2: “Bro halt your carriage you needa slow down on this shit”
halt your carriage by NalaWyu February 23, 2019

Amish Carriage 

Similar to a Dutch Oven, but done in a vehicle. The act of trapping a person in a vehicle after releasing vile ass fumes.
Jason laughed as Holly vomited on the front seat of the Jetta, when Antique gave her an Amish Carriage.
Amish Carriage by P3OPL35 November 4, 2015

Chicago carriage ride 

When a couple is 69-ing with the man on bottom and the woman on top. For it to be considered a Chicago carriage ride, however, the man cannot have an erection.
Ben was really excited about his date last night, but they just ended up taking a Chicago carriage ride.