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coronize 

verb, (used in passive form)
when corona virus settles in an area, making it hard to get rid of it.

to appropriate (a place or organ) for its own use. to establish itself in an area
bro: dude what's happening in Italy?
Nerd: Well. it's the virus, you know. The region of Lombardy, which is in Italy, has been totally coronized. The number of cases will probably drop as the coronized area has been sealed off over fears of more spread.

bro: -_-

nerd (explaining to the bro): what happens is that, following the infected throat, the lungs are next coronized, in which case intensive care is necessary.

bro: dude!
coronize by survivor19 March 23, 2020

carrotize 

The act of holding something above someone and not letting them have it. This could be anything from an actual carrot, to some information that you know and won't tell someone.
Person A: "I have something important to tell you."
Person B: "What is it? I would really like to know."
Person A: "I will tell you later."

Person A is performing the carrotize techinque on Person B.
carrotize by G. Nye July 26, 2006

Carbonese 

Pasta dish Invented by a Swedish super dad who was ”less” (tired) of making (and eating) pasta carbonara every damn day. So one day he made them bolognese and the kids complained. As the super human he is he made them carbonara but mixed in bolognese (fuck traditions!) Shut up and eat kids! and man did they eat…
Any idea what I should make for dinner?
Carbonese is always a good choice!
Carbonese by Stefanatic August 29, 2021

Carbonated noodles 

Noodles that are carbonated with dry ice.
"Dude, let's make some carbonated noodles."
"Good idea."
Carbonated noodles by Octember13 October 11, 2009

Carbonated farts

Farts that you can’t hold in
Carbonated farts by Brocum June 1, 2018
Someone who's family came from Italy, they are of royalty and tend to keep slaves to help there ever growing army
Wow, look at that Carboni
Carboni by Youalreadyknowmydude March 28, 2020