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Candy Apple Red 

that prefect color red. So beauty you just want to eat it up, whether it be a Candy Apple or Lipstick or Candy Apple Red color classic car. Hmm...so yummy looking you could quite possibly jump the person wearing or in or even just stand by it...Oh excuse me. I'm getting carried away.
"Mmm...Candy Apple Red! Oh, it's so hot in here. Come here!"
Candy Apple Red by brneyegrl83 March 27, 2009
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CANDY APPLE MAN

A candy apple man is only out for money and the accumulation therewith. A C.A.M has no shame no game and most definately is unable to tame.
person 1a.

'look out for that shark, he gets green eyes and is only out to make money.

person 2a.

'I thought they called him the candy apple man because of the color of his bike'

both.

'giggle giggle laugh laugh chuckle chuckle ha ha'
CANDY APPLE MAN by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

Candy Apple Steamer 

When your partner defecates in your mouth & they accidently (or intentionally) let loose a hemorrhoid blood pocket.
My lady can't get enough of those candy apple steamers!

candy apple man

Someone who makes weird peculular decisions based on wahtever reason.
'Why did you shave you underarms...it's i bit candy apple man, dont you think?'
candy apple man by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

Candy apple cock

Taking your penis dipping them into warm caramel then assorted crushed nuts. She will think she is at a carnival!
candy apple cock reminded me of when my dad took me to the carnival!

candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples
My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night

Washington Candy Apple 

(n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member back into the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.

Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.
"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister."
Washington Candy Apple by CC-Bone January 9, 2008