desmos graphing calculator

The most innovative calculator on the market. Prioritized my Mr. Asta and picked up by Gabrielle Zappia. Mr. asta has a cat named buster that he likes to smooch on zoom calls.

Lets plug this into desmos graphing calculator class.

desmos graphing calculator by Cathe The Hoe October 15, 2020

Calculator 

Code word for phone

Brooke: *phone falls out of pocket in class*

Aiden: “You dropped your calculator.”

Brooke: “Yea, thanks.”

Teacher: “What did you drop?”

Brooke: “My calculator.”

Teacher: “Ok. Get back to work.”

Calculator by brookemt057 March 27, 2019

Calculated 

Acts intentionally to achieve something

Anyone who turns on their location for everyone when they are plotting is calculated (and a loser).

because they want others to see what they’re doing

Calculated by JC47 September 26, 2023

Christmas Calculator 

The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.

WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.

Christmas Calculator by sarjas December 28, 2011

calculator 

for people too lazy to say "catch you all later".. saying it really fast makes it "calculator".. used especially when hurrying out of a friend's car.. or when done IMing or txting a group of friends or exiting a chat room..

me (IMing with more than 2 friends): hey gtg guys, calculator!
friend 1: i'll calculator too! bye!
friends 2 & 3: sure!

me (thanking friends for a ride home): thanks! calculator!
friends: hopefully soon!

calculator by crookedplanks October 7, 2010

Calculator 

Asian Gameboy

pi=100 pts!

Woah Ling Zhi is really playin' that calculator!

Calculator by Senor Cool September 24, 2007

Calculator Sex 

The act of two calculators bumping uglies via a calculator sex cable. Used to transfer data from one calculator to another, such as programs, games, and linking together for multiuser apps.

Dude, lets have calculator sex so I can put this awesome game on your calcuatlor!

Alicia was asleep in class so I had calculator sex with her so I could get my PimpQuest on.

Calculator Sex by robenwzrdhat October 16, 2008