Brown's Law 

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.

-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop

Brown's Law by MRB703 April 15, 2024

farmer brown's cock 

Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".

On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."

farmer brown's cock by DjDenudo December 8, 2016

B.S Brown static 

A graffiti artist tag name... B.S Brown static

Have you seen that nw artists work... B.S Brown static

B.S Brown static by P4K_öŘĮgïñªł July 15, 2023

Charlie Brown's Fresh Grill 

a regional American casual dining restaurant chain based in Washington Township, New Jersey. The remaining locations are located in Scotch Plains, New Jersey and Woodbury, New Jersey.

As of April 2011, Charlie Brown's Fresh Grill is currently owned by Praesidian Capital, a private equity company

Charlie Brown's Fresh Grill by SPrice1980 June 8, 2023

Charlie Brown's Fresh Grill 

Charlie Brown's Fresh Grill (formerly known as Charlie Brown's Steakhouse and simply called Charlie Brown's) is a regional American casual dining restaurant chain based in Washington Township, New Jersey. The remaining locations are located in Scotch Plains, New Jersey and Woodbury, New Jersey.

In 1997, Charlie Brown's Fresh Grill was sold to Castle Harlan, and then acquired in 2005 by Trimaran Capital Partners

Charlie Brown's Fresh Grill by SPrice1980 June 8, 2023

Willie Brown’s girlfriend 

A nickname that was given to Kamala Harris after she got her start in her political career by having an affair with the mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown

“Hey man, who are you are gonna vote for in the election”
Not sure, but definitely not Willie Brown’s girlfriend

Willie Brown’s girlfriend by MexicanCommando July 26, 2024

B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars 

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.

Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”

B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars by summertime36 September 6, 2021