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broomstick position 

A sex position used in Harry Potter by Harry and Ron to make Hermione jealous. It is best used when riding a broom through the air and making the brooms rest very heavily against one and another while saying hi to Hagrid.
Dumbledore said "hello kids" as Harry and Ron were in 'broomstick position' above him.

Broomstick Stakeout 

When a girl gets a broomsticks and sneaks into a place where a whole bunch of guys are showering making them turn around and looking at the guy behind them thinking that he poked him with his penis.
Broomstick Stakeout by Turin2931 February 26, 2009

Broomstick me 

The act of someone fucking you or putting a broomstick in your ass, asshole, butthole and etc.
Layla:*talks about hot guys*
Lizz:Romeo and Chris can broomstick me plz and thx.
Broomstick me by LunaBroom June 9, 2018

Broomstick Me 

The act of some or something fucking you or shoving a broomstick up your ass or lady purse aka vagina.
Luna:*talks about hot guys*
Lizz: Romeo and Chris can broomstick me please and thanks.
Broomstick Me by LunaBroom June 9, 2018

broomstick buggery 

Not a form of torture, only a mild form of abuse, according to the US military. Considered a way of "softening up" prisoners of war for interrogation.

Rush Limbaugh describes it as "letting off steam" and says soldiers have a right to do it.
Republican twats want to ban gay sex but think forced rape with broomsticks is OK as long as the victims are Iraqis. Fuck these Nazis.

broomstick bonnie 

someone who gets off (sexually) using a broomstick.
I wonder where the broomstick is? I hear someone orgasming in the next room. Deff a "broomstick bonnie".