bensonism 

being a slag and betraying your friends

Person 1 "He is such a mean guy and slag"
Person 2 "Yeah, I think he has bensonism."

bensonism by truthcomesfromhere May 11, 2020

Brendonism 

People that touch children in an unusual manner.

Are you involved with brendonism.

Brendonism by What cunt February 28, 2017

Brentonium 

Brent means: Hill, Mount, High Place, or Holy Place.
Brenton means: Fire, Flame, or Town of Fire.
Brentonium means: Mountain Fire, Fire on High, or Holy Fire.

Brentonium’s personality truly lives up to his name; he is an all-consuming mountain fire that burns with love and discernment; he is unwavering in his strength and unbending in the face of wickedness.

Brentonium by Truth and Value September 18, 2022

Brentism 

When someone complains about something that isn't real. Such complaints can be, but are not limited to:
Chronic onset gout
Heretitary wrinkles
Telling a story and changing facts to better suit the use of the story to your own personal benefit, although the entire story is fictional
Calling in sick to work
Going home sick from work
Sudden debilitaing illness instigated by an italian soccer player dive
Constantly one-upping a story

Hey man, I'm going to pull a Brentism and call in sick tomorrow.
Hey man, my 15th child that I never told you about who played as a professional NHL player im Bangledesh needs me to pick them up from the airport today. I have to go home early.

Brentism by SexyNigerianPrince9000 January 17, 2018

Brandonism 

when you royally fuck something up and your name is Brandon

Brandon royally fucked up the groups face book poll by adding needless options pure Brandonism

Brandonism by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021

Brandonism 

when you royally fuck something and your name is Brandon

Brandon royally fucked up the face book poll by adding way to many needless options ....pure Brandonism

Brandonism by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021

Brandonism 

The strong belief that every non Alaska airline is the Devil and will either cause you to miss a flight or lose your luggage.

I love Alaska airlines I would consider myself a brandonist who follows brandonism

Brandonism by xX_Britney_Bitch_Xx May 18, 2025