mind bottling 

When things get so crazy that your thoughts get all trapped, like in a bottle.

Watch Blades of Glory... Will Farrell, "Wow, mind bottling isn't it?"

mind bottling by Niko M. December 24, 2008

bottling water 

Bottling your own water consists of such terrible diarrhea often the result of aggressive drinking and/or chili dogs. The poo comes out with a similar consistency of a squirt gun. Solid chunks are not allowed.

I shouldn't have eaten four chili dogs and beer because now I'm bottling water out of my ass!!

bottling water by ThePuddin January 11, 2009

botulinonia

masturbating with a sausage

Roommate 1: what happened to my Kielbasa?

Roommate 2: Oh, my girlfriend's a fan of botulinonia. You ain't eatin' that sausage.

botulinonia by picklebucket100 April 7, 2010

speed bottling 

A game in which between 4 and 10 people get hammered and sit in a spa or pool, or any large enough body of water with an empty plastic bottle. The plastic bottle is rapidly pulled under the water in the center of the spa, then released, launching it into the air. The aim of the sport is to get the greatest number of catches in 60 seconds. The current world record is 51 catches.

You may not catch the bottle if it was you who released it, nor if it is partly in the water.

This is an example of speed bottling, before the bottle is realesed
___________________-water level
/\/\
| | -bottle
| |
\/

speed bottling by Liam culvator January 13, 2007

botellón 

(spanish: boh-tei-OWN) youth gathering of drinking outside where people bring their own drinks, mixers, cups, and often ice. popular in spain

i hear that they give tickets sometimes for botellón
yeah the neighbors are pretty frustrated with the noise. that's why we're doing it by the river

botellón by lila~ June 1, 2007

Bottling 

To be smashed or stabbed with a bottle

Sarah killed a homeless man by bottling him to death.

Bottling by Britana July 23, 2011

Mind bottling 

A phrase that means you’re too stupid to understand it’s mind boggling, so you say mind bottling. It’s boggling.

It’s mind boggling how many idiots mispronounce the phrase as mind bottling.

Mind bottling by Arkansas Sneck June 15, 2022