The act of stealing one of your sisters' guys that she introduced you to and then convincing him to end things with her and be with you while you talk shit about him to said sister. Then your boy breaks up with you so you go for it. And then you post a shit ton of photos of it on social media and feel no remorse for your shitty actions.
I can't believe Emma ruined her and Raegan's friendship by bobeling her just to get back at her ex.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.