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Bonafide7389 

A hopeless and morally corrupt user on the ESPN College Football message board who, though owned on a daily basis, continues to post as if he is superior to the rest of the world. He is now famous for "The Change." An event in which he pondered why Les Miles didn't take a delay of game and kick the chip shot FG with 1 second left in the game and no timeouts. He then proceeded to change the topic of the thread from "Why didn't they take the delay of game" to "GO GATORS" then to "Colt McCoy ZEROOOOOO Big 12 Titles."
Quote from Bonafide7389: Simpletons, why didn't LSU just take the delay of game? It would have still been a chip shot FG.
Bonafide7389 by hogsfan1101 November 22, 2009
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The Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza

An unknowable, dangerous plot, one that may never be discovered. One that, if left unchecked, may consume the world.
"The hardline questionanza of the matter is not what the Big Bonanza IS... But what the Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza will BECOME... If given the time to fester." - 'Symple' Symon Symonson, 1199 Anno Domini
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Bonae bona bonanza bona fide Bonage BONARS bonah bonafied Banaenae Bonacci
A mammal who ingests copious amounts of whiskey and Klonopin. May also be known to lock keys in car and/or forget where he is. Known to sleep on bathroom floors. Speech is ofter slurred and unintelligible. Can be used as an adjective.
Man I got so wasted last night, I pulled a Bonack and don't know where my car is or where I slept last night.
Bonack by crippus1 March 16, 2009
A bonak is an other term of noob/bobo people.
Ang bonak mo naman mag ML.
bonak by FlorTzy July 15, 2021
Another synonym for dollars, or much like the colloquials 'ducat, coin, scrilla, bones' and others of similar ilk.
1. We were staking up our bonads from the floor to the ceiling.

2. Damn, that costs nearly fifty bonads.
bonad by MC Ducats n' Buckets February 24, 2005

bonaphile 

An adult human who takes part in sexual activities with a child between the ages of 16-17, before the child is a bona fide adult. Similar to a pedophile, but with the very oldest of the illegal age group.
Chris is a bonaphile, did you hear? Ewww.. at least he’s not a pedophile. I’m glad there are two words to separate this unlawful act into age categories.
bonaphile by bkbigwordwriter September 18, 2020
Verb.

To bonap is to debo, gank, hustle, swindle, gyp, or otherwise disrespect another right to their face.

Through history many men have had their frech fries bonapped by their girlfriends.

Customarily cocaine is bonapped when shared openly.

Bratty kids often bonap toys from each other. However a bonap can be executed with out crying," mine"
That bum just bonapped a dollar out of me.
bonap by zachreythomas November 9, 2014