Brother Blumpkin Pie 

While reciving oral from a dude in a visor you take a shit into a pie tin then shove it onto the dudes face

brother blumpkin, blumpkin pie, blumpkin, fag, shiteater

Geoge threw up after he gave Dave a brother blumpkin and dave turned it into a BROTHER BLUMPKIN PIE

Brother Blumpkin Pie by btown4life from June 19, 2006

The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise 

The Act of creating two Blumpkin Pie's; then using said pies to create a sandwich for the woman to eat, while you prepare the coconut for the Coconut Surprise

Bro your sister is insane. I came home and found your brother performing The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise on her. I can't believe she just sat there and ate it! I was so excited when your dad walked in with the coconut.

The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise by Xpenix99 June 12, 2020

blumpkin cherry pie 

When you are giving a girl a blumpkin in The Johnny Bench style and she doesn't tell you she's on the rag.

Dude I was givin this broad the a blumpkin and it turned out to be a blumpkin cherry pie, I freakin puked!

blumpkin cherry pie by Bonglajio August 9, 2006

Blumpkin Seed-Pie

The shit from a blumpkin cooked into pumpkin pie.

*Liam* Megan go grab my loaf from the toilet from our blumpkin, and make me a Blumpkin Seed-Pie bitch!

Blumpkin Seed-Pie by LeakMastah413 October 13, 2009

Blumpkin Cream Pie 

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.

Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.

Blumpkin Cream Pie by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021

blumkin pie 

when a nigga be feastin on some pie while recieving a "blumkin" from your bitch.

"Damn fool, my bitch made me some sweet blumkin pie yesterday"

blumkin pie by jenny420 October 30, 2007

Country Bumpkin Pot Pie 

A Country Bumpkin Pot Pie is the sexual act of extracting the mixture of semen and feces from a close family members anal cavity. Taking said mixture and setting aside for some time to ferment. Upon fermentation the mixture is added to an apple pie crust and placed in the oven at 350 degrees. The pie is finished once the close family members Bumpkin timer goes off. (a Bumpkin timer is set by engaging in anal sex with the relative who supplied the semen and feces mixture, also known as a Danglin' Diddle. The timer goes off once the relative orgasms from anal pleasure.) After the timer take out the pie and enjoy it as a family to complete the Country Bumpkin Pot Pie.

"Hey Darryl, You and yer cousin Jessica enjoy a good Country Bumpkin Pot Pie last night?"

Country Bumpkin Pot Pie by Subscribe to Buddy Pear January 5, 2021