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Urban Blogger 

A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.

Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the URBAN BLOGGER's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).
"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN BLOGGERs."
Urban Blogger by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

I'm no jazz blogger

Preface indicating that someone is not an expert in what they are about to discuss, but is going to go on to make an opinionated statement about it anyway.
Mulch? I'm no jazz blogger, but you want that in your garden.
I'm no jazz blogger by zndnc July 15, 2011

Bloggessed 

Similar to Kawasakied, but on a slightly smaller scale. When ones blog is commented on by someone whose blog has been kawasakied.
Dude, I totally got bloggessed today!
Bloggessed by Michael T Adams March 9, 2008
That bloggress is hot!
bloggress by dafalala December 24, 2008

bloggerate

When a real-world news article gets reworded and obliterated by someone's personal opinions and bias, then the article is picked back up by another news source, thus, spreading misinformation, or severely tainted information, to the masses. Could also be viewed as a digital version of the childrens' game known as telephone.
Joe: Hey, did you see this article about the clown that drove his car into a swimming pool? The article says he was on drugs.

Mike: Yeah, I saw the article earlier on a more reliable news website and the clown actually had a medical condition and it was purely an accident, no drugs were involved. Sounds like you got the bloggerated version.

Joe: Oh. I hate that.
bloggerate by compact asian April 25, 2010

Bloggerkreft 

Raw material used by bloggers to manipulate the truth into a lie for political or partisan reasons. "Bloggerkreft" is a collection of facts that are not necessarily related but useful in creating a narrative that fit a desired storyline.
Sure the DIA is down today, but that's just bloggerkreft. We won't know what it really means until the monthly jobs report.
Bloggerkreft by Diacritic March 10, 2011