blitzed 

so high you cant even see straight!

Tra was so blitzed he fell down the stairs!

blitzed by tra ketcham April 8, 2007

Bizzed 

Under the influence of Marijuana

Wow, I was so bizzed yesterday

Bizzed by Mr. Clerkson May 7, 2019

blitzed 

totally under the influence of some exterior and harmful force such as alcohol, marijuana, or MTV.

Dude, he's totally blitzed on weed.

blitzed by grey kim December 24, 2005

blitzed as poland 

When one is in the state of which you are so high it outmatches the Nazi blitzkrieg into Poland!

Brian: Dude I'm as blitzed as poland!
Thomas: Wtf you saying bro
Brian: I'm extremely fucking high.

blitzed as poland by 1337w33d October 25, 2009

blizzerp 

Blizerp, otherwise known as a blunt, is a cigar that is gutted and then re-stuffed with marijana/weed/pot.

Yo flizzle, spark the blizzerp, fo shizzerp.

blizzerp by TK February 4, 2004

Bluzzed 

A broad level of highness recognized by marijuana smokers. Bluzzed refers to the area between buzzed and blazed. Bluzzed was orginally used by an amazing pimp.

"Nigga, yo weed was some shit. I'm only bluzzed after three of yo fuckin fake ass bowls"

Bluzzed by Matthew Scott Fletcher February 20, 2006

blizted 

The adjective to describe someone's red eyes who have previously done drug's.

J:"Dude your eyes are blizted!"
S:"Dude you too!"

blizted by Jake April 13, 2005