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1- To talk badly of a person behind their back. (Usually used for females)
2- To continuously complain about something (Usually used for females)
3- Something amazing
1- I heard Sarah bitching about you to Mary, yesterday.
2-She won't stop bitching about the heat.
3-This party is going to be bitching!
Bitching by PooperScooper1000 July 28, 2015
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benching 

Benching is when you start dating someone you think is nice and who has potential, but you're not crazy about them. You don't know wether to keep dating them, or dump them and move on to the next one. This is where benching happens; instead of going for either of the above polarized options, you put your date in your mental 'maybe' folder and 'bench them' so you date around to see what else is out there.
Sarah: How's your dating life going, Jill, weren't you seeing that guy Jack?
Jill: Yeah I am, sort of. He's just ok, so I've been benching him and dating around more.

John: Hey Jack, how are things going with that girl Jill you're dating?
Jack: Idk man, I know she's seeing other guys, and I think I've been benched.
Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.

Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.
Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.
Batching by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020

Bitching about someone bitching

When a person complains so much about an individual bitching, they themselves are doing the same action as that individual.
"God damn, this dude won't stop bitching. Does he every stop bitching? I have to hear him bitch everyday. He is always bitching!"

"Hey man, you sound like you're bitching about someone bitching."

Eye-Bitching 

The act of a person being a bitch with only their eyes.
That hoe was just eye-bitching my shoes!
Eye-Bitching by bsbl4ebff December 17, 2008

Bitching Post 

The person who you always Bitch to ( not Bitch about)

Could also be refered to as your bitching pal/buddy. He/she probably doesnt care what your saying, but just listens. ( occasionaly joins in)
Tom: Argh, Tim is so annoying!
Luke: Yeah...
Tom: Sorry for being your Bitching Post by the way.
Luke: It's alright man...I don't like him anyway.
Bitching Post by Hairyspud August 28, 2008