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bergen county 

bergen county, one of the wealthiest counties in america, full of daddies working in new york city , or better known as the city. we throw the best parties you will ever witness going to diners to end the night is STANDARD, girls decked out in juicy, lacoste, tiffany's,n lily citizens, sevens, luluemon, and solos and hardtail a few years back. im pretty sure that every girl in bergen has ATLEAST 1 coach bag, but that is pushing the minimum ( and of course not even coach, chanel, dior, prada, dooney & bourke, burberry, gucci.....) we go down the shore every summer, but do NOT like to be associated with south jsersey otherwise. we dont say joisey or have big hair, we go play tennis at our dad's country club.. . and old tappan is the BEST town in Bergen County..totally dominating demarest, but we will not get into that right now...sneaking into bourbon street, going to guess whats new, keeping it real in dirty jersey... 201 so much green so much fun!
bergen county by jenaveve April 27, 2006
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Bergen County 

consists of Allendale, Harrington Park.Ramsey, Alpine Hasbrouck Heights, Ridgefield, Bergenfield, Haworth, Ridgefield Park, Bogota, Hillsdale, Ridgewood,Carlstadt,Ho Ho Kus,River Edge,Cliffside Park, Leonia, River Vale, Closter, Little Ferry, Rochelle Park, Cresskill,
Lodi,Rockleigh, Demarest, Lynhurst, Rutherford, Dumont, Mahwah, Saddle Brook, East Rutherford,Maywood, Saddle River, Edgewater, Midland Park South Hackensack, Elmwood Park, Montvale, Teaneck, Emerson, Moonachie, Tenafly, Englewood,New Milford, Teterboro, Englewood Cliffs,North Arlington, Upper Saddle River,Fair Lawn, Northvale, Waldwick, Fairview, Norwood, Wallington,Fort Lee, Oakland, Washington Township, Franklin Lakes, Old Tappan,Westwood, Garfield, Oradell, Woodcliff Lake,Glen Rock, Palisades Park, Wood-Ridge ,Hackensack, Paramus, Wyckoff, Park Rdge
As you can see, Bergen County is a very large county, so please, let's not many any generalizations!
Bergen County by BCishot. October 17, 2005

Bergen County Bombers 

A group of longboard enthusiasts located in Bergen County, NJ and face group user group by the same name.
Hey did you see Bergen County Bombers' fan club page on facebook? They are hosting a longboard downhill event in Bergen County New Jersey? Schralpit!

Bergen County Moms Group 

A place where a a whole group of trashy moms join that assume the other moms are doctors. They sell things for cheap and complain and take their kids to the ER and Urgent Care A LOT
This stupid mom on the Bergen County Moms Group is taking their kid to the ER with a 99 degree fever like is she STUPID

bergen tech 

brainless teens aka bee tea aka airplane jet fuel cancer inducing school!
“you have lung disease?”

“yeah the jet fuel finally got to me at bergen tech lolz”
bergen tech by sovietslav89 February 2, 2021

Bergen Catholic 

Bergen Catholic is the GREATEST high school in NJ. Its excellence is shown in athletic performance, academic achievements, and charity work. It makes all other high schools look like kindergarten.
Bosco kid: “hey are you gay like me?”
Bergen kid: “no I go to Bergen catholic