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Gobble Basting 

When a man and a woman are having anal sex and the man cums inside, after which he removes himself from said anus and inserts a turkey baster inside the anus to retrieve the semen. He then proceeds to put it into the girls mouth.
Charlie Brown: "Damn, I done gone Gobble Basted a ho!" from the special Kwanza edition on Youtube.
"I'm not gonna use that turkey baster after gobble basting that girl last night"
Gobble Basting by 46GST March 5, 2010
1. criticizing or defaming

2. hating and violently attacking someone or something on sight
I think the manner in which people are bashing France is very immature.
bashing by Light Joker December 31, 2004

first basing 

The verb form of first base (which means French kissing or making out), "first basing" someone is kissing them passionately or making out with them. Used to great effect by Strong Sad of Homestar Runner fame when speaking to his brother Strong Bad, spied kissing a piece of paper.
Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basing it with that piece of loose leaf?

I went to go ask my brother a question and caught him totally first basing his study buddy.

I was so drunk last week that I ended up first basing my friend's girl.
first basing by Talmanes June 2, 2007

Bathroom Bashing

Causing intense damage to a public bathroom while under the influence of alcohol.
Peter and I did some crazy bathroom bashing at the bar last night.
Bathroom Bashing by Cino XL FL April 23, 2009

Baguette Bashing 

A slang term for french male masturbation.
Pierre was in his room all night, baguette bashing.
Baguette Bashing by PezPot September 28, 2018

tonsil bashing man hammer 

A huge penis that can reach the tonsils and can also be referred to as a hammer!
Cory: Josh can't get find a tonsil bashing man hammer that will gag him!

Dale: What do you expect, he's a Petro!