whiffy biff 

Someone with a smelly foo/ mooey/ vagina or just used as an insult!

na mate... that girls nasty, she's gotta whiffy biff!!

"GET YOUR BIFF OUT"

dont you just love the smell of biff in the morning ?!

Mate i can smell her whiffy biff from ere

oi love u have one whiffybiff

u know its been a good session when she ends up with a whiffybiff on the journey home

Shut ur legs u biff is whiffy

mate i smashed that lauren last nite and she had a right whiffybiff!!!!

mate have a whif of that biff

whiffy biff by imperialmike October 1, 2009

Biffie 

A term commonly used by our grandparents/ aunties and uncles that refers to the bathroom. It is a nice way for old people to politely make things awkward and let you know they have to go take a dump. Often say it in public places like Sears or the food court at the mall.

Biffie is often mistaken for some sort of cute way of saying BFF's and Besties but it actually makes you think of grandma grunting one out in the Smitty's washroom."

"Keep your eyes out for the washroom kiddo, Grandma had McDonald's for lunch and it always makes her have to go to the biffie."

Biffie by TimTimTimTim March 27, 2013

Beffle 

Me and My "Best Friend For Life" (BFFL = Beffle phonetically) came up with this term. Instead of calling each other BFF, we call each other Beffle. It gives us a word to call each other instead of just saying BFF.

"I'm so glad youre my beffle!"

Beffle by Raaahnahnah! August 19, 2009

biffage 

The name of a game played with a long pole and a bicycle tire. Similar to the well-known 'Piggy in the middle' but rather having a larger playing field and throwing the tire above the 'piggy' or poleman to the players on the other side. various other rules are implemented to extend and enhance the experience.

Dave: Dude we found a tire!

Jim: Oh man I've got this stick here
Dave: Let's play Biffage!!
Jim: Hell yeah!

biffage by Caleb-H November 6, 2015

biffed it

To fall on your face or in an absolutely ridiculous fashion, often suffering and being badly injured in the act.

Boy runs into a tree and breaks his leg.
"Wow, that kid totally biffed it!"

biffed it by Shelista February 2, 2009

Bifflet

Two of the bestest friends ever...

Male&female.

Skirral & Bunneh are Bifflets!

Bifflet by Mh88 December 21, 2009

Baffletility 

noun: The hypnotic, speechless state of absolute confusion, into which two or more persons may find themselves in. This is usually upon the mutual realisation that every party involved in a scenario is indeed baffled.

Alternatively, the term is sometimes used when defining or describing one's state of mind. This is easily noticeable as the subject portrays certain, telling facial expressions, for example; the 'jaw drop,' the 'squinted eyes and pressed lips' combination, the 'eyes wide eyebrow raise' or the infamous 'about to speak, doesn't know what to say, ends up looking like a goldfish with their mouth wide open.'

In the usual sense of mutual bafflement:

"Did anyone understand what just happened?"
Silence, a few jaws drop and squinted eyes, nothing unexpected.
"Umm guys…is everyone else in total Baffletility right now,"

Usually followed by a chorus of "Dude.." or "Woah…"

To describe someone's state of mind:

A young lad has just found out that his parents are in fact related, sits quietly, doesn't quite know what to do, mouth slightly open and staring into blank space. No-one should interfere at this point…
"Son, are you in Baffletility right now…"
In this case the silence would be expected to last for 10-12 minutes before utter breakdown ensues.

Baffletility by Mr.D.Vinci January 15, 2013