Bigger Fucking Problems, used as an explanation or excuse as to why something hasn't gotten done. Often used in context as if it were a pseudo-medical condition.

"No, I haven't mowed the lawn -- I've had a pretty severe case of BFP this month."

BFP by Anglephile June 8, 2024

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BFP

Big fat pussy

"Damn... you see that chick with the bulge in her jeans over there? She's got one of those BFP's"

BFP by Frank Swank January 2, 2025

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big furry pussy

Jessica: My brother simps for bfp, in particular he simps for furry girls
Deborah: Weird

bfp by GasparThalasso November 2, 2025

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BFP relationship

BFP is usually short for "Big Fucking Psomething". But in referring to relationships, it's a play on words for BFF, "Best Friends Forever". BFP is "Best Friends for Pleasure". Similar to FWB "Friends with Benefits" but better friends and better benefits. FWB is usually a temporary situation, where BFP is more permanent. Like someone in an open relationship might have a BFP. They are your go-to people you trust for regularly having group sex.

That 3-way was the most amazing thing ever, so we're upgrading you from our Gym Buddy to a BFP relationship.

BFP relationship by SuperGoodBoy August 14, 2016

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