Article 26 

An imaginary written article of an employment agreement or policy, wherein one certain employee gets to dictate their own terms with regard to scheduling, overtime, time off, and other workplace rules, usually to the detriment of other employees.

The clear language of Article 26 allows him to bump anyone from their day off, regardless of any other policies in place.

While anyone else would have been suspended, Article 26 protected him from all discipline.

Article 26 by Doctorsnote November 17, 2016

Article 13 

Yet another scummy attempt from the government in order to repress creative freedom and control the internet

Oh, you thought them getting rid of Net Neutrality was bad? Just wait until they apply Article 13.

Article 13 by Dubiks February 21, 2019

Article 15 

1. Also known as Alston 15.

2. a form of non-judicial punishment in the army given to soldiers typically for bullshit reasons

3. a way for military officers to feel superior and get their dicks hard

4.if your a soldier in the army and you become injured... Do not i repeat do not attend to your injuries or else you will get an article 15. also do not lose your wallet.

attn troops... there will be a 4 mile company ruck march tomorow at 5 am in 120 degree heat.

soldier 1- Damn man, you look like you had alot to drink yesterday

soldier 2- no i only had 5 drinks and one was a double

soldier 1- ok well make sure you make the ruck march or you will get an Alston 15... i mean article 15

solder 2- ok man

couple hours later.... Soldier 2 falls asleep and skips ruck march... receives article 15/loses pay/ demoted one rank

Article 15 by no-motivation August 2, 2011

article 13 

Article 13 may refer to: Article 13 of the Constitution of Singapore, which prohibits banishment and guarantees freedom of movement. Article 13 of the proposed European Union Directive on Copyright in the Digital Single Market, which would expand legal liability for websites.

Article 13 will affect everyone!

article 13 by Fish 118676 November 26, 2018

NATO Article 5 

A Funny button that Poland is gonna press, destroying Russia.
If a NATO member is attacked by someone, other NATO members must defend them.

Poland's gonna commit NATO Article 5, Press F to not pay respects to Russia!

NATO Article 5 by Finmadlad May 8, 2022

Article 13 

See also: Bullshit. A big giant turd pooped out of the ass of the European Union that blocks all copyrighted material, not just audio. Fuck copyright

You can help the whole internet by going to saveyourinternet.eu and calling your MEP to repeal article 13. Thanks

Article 13 by Just a random anime boy March 23, 2019

Article 13 

Article 13 is a bunch off bullshit put in place by the wankers themselves (the entirety of the EU and the over 1 billion who live there)

If article 13 comes in to place I will kill myself

Article 13 by Greg.paul.is.a.nonce March 29, 2019