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Patriot Act arrest 

(n.) Any arrest without a warrant or witnessed crime made without any charges filed, no access to a lawyer, no civil protections, and no possibility of a trial in the foreseeable future, made possible by the PATRIOT Act (a US law that is still the cause of polarizing controversy) and used to accuse innocent people of being terrorists because they work as a cashier in a store that a captured terrorist used to shop at (or something equally pointless).
Every time that a Patriot Act arrest is made, America walks further along the path of self-destruction.
Patriot Act arrest by Alaras January 16, 2006
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Arrested Development 

Only the best show EVER to hit TV!
A new cult classic, like Seinfeld and Office Space
Did you see Jason Bateman in Arrested Development last night? He was arguing with GOB so much!
Arrested Development by jb April 27, 2004
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You are truly an Aryss, I can rely on you at all times.
Aryss by 0193938 November 23, 2016
ARMYs are a gigantic tribe of noble humans spread across the globe, with a strong family bond and exquisite taste in music. They are completely devoted to the 7 Founding Fathers of Namkanda (also known as BTS) under the leadership of His Excellency, President Kim Namjoon.

ARMYs are most known for: charity & humanitarian work, working to destroy racism, breaking records & setting new ones & then breaking THOSE records, Bangtan evangelism, and general crackheadery.
"Why the hell is 'BTS as onions' trending worldwide?"
"ARMYs being jobless again."
ARMYs by LowkeyARMY July 18, 2018

bitch arrest 

It's like house arrest but when you are stuck with a girlfriend/wife.
He is under bitch arrest for Valentine's Day. He's got to take her out to dinner or he will get all kinds of shit.
bitch arrest by slakker9 February 14, 2006

arrest proof 

When someone is immune to being arrested by the police because they are too filthy to touch. Typically, this would be a skid row bum who stinks to high heaven that has pissed their pants and has a black alcohol turd smeared on their ass and is carrying everything they own in a shopping cart.
Unless the person is wanted for a mass murder, the police will not arrest or frisk such a person nor place them in the back seat of their cruiser to smell it up.
Hey partner, I don't care if that filthy bum stole that bottle of Thunderbird, as far as we are concerned he is arrest proof and he can walk!
arrest proof by warnhubb September 23, 2006

House Arrest 

n. When a person is ordered under law to remain in their residence for a set period of time, usually as a lenient and far simpler alternative to prison. Travel and communications are commonly monitored and/or restricted by tracking devices and surveillance equipment.
He was granted bail but must remain under house arrest until his trial.
House Arrest by Anon-07 July 16, 2008