Adobe deepfake 

To photoshop or draw over the top of an image, or edit a video with Adobe After Effects in a very realistic and pro way in order to fool people.

You would not want to show you a screenshot of any anime to Jamie. He will adobe deepfake it look unspeakably sexual.

Adobe deepfake by Justicewithtacosandweed December 16, 2019

adobe 

The company that make software so overpriced it's pathetic. Examples include:

Photoshop: $700

Flash: $800 ($1600 for pro version)

Thank god for torrents.

Whoever paid for any of Adobe's products got severely ripped off.

adobe by Happy user of an illegal Flash July 5, 2010

Adobe Flash Player 

Adobe Flash Player (also known as 'Adobe Flash' or 'Flash') is a computer program which is used on the internet by many gamers and websites. It usually needs updating to the latest version every few days which can bring on anger issues among some impatient users. In the year 2020 the developers are planning to get rid of it but many people are begging it to stay. Adobe Flash has been popular for many years now but seems to be declining.

Person 1: Can ya load that game up on the website, mate?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm gonna have to wait for my Adobe Flash Player to update as I haven't used it in 2 hours.
Person 1: *throws a massive tantrum* WHAT A SHIT APP

Adobe Flash Player by Mc Noggin August 9, 2017

Adobe Flash 

Noun - A computer program designed by a demon, to unleash the powers of hell upon anyone dumb enough to open the program. No one is safe when the program is opened. It will only lead to blood and tears.

True Fact: In the middle ages Adobe Flash would raid villages, rape the women, burn the homes and take slaves.

Adobe Flash by LazerTazer October 20, 2010

Adobephobia 

The fear of any published image having been tampered with using an image editing program such as Adobe (R) Photoshop (R).

Due to his Adobephobia, John was afraid that the woman in the picture didn't really have a camel's hump. Nor that the shark was real.

Adobephobia by ChairmanMiaow July 24, 2008

Adobe 

(slang) Spanish term for human excrement. This is probably derived from the fact that the word also can signify mud (as in, a mixture of dirt and water), thus creating the clever wordplay.

1) Hey vato, I need to take an Adobe!

2) Look at that messy toilet, it's covered with Adobe!

Adobe by Robyn Milktoast December 18, 2008

adobe 

A computer software company that specializes in making bloated, slow, and pathetically overpriced software, especially for graphics. Some software titles include:

Photoshop: A powerful, but slow, poorly designed and made, and too overpriced for anyone to really consider buying. Download it.

Acrobat: A standard Adobe is trying to force on everyone. A slow, bulky, and pathetic program. Many OTHER programs let you create PDF's for free.

"Hey I just paid $700 for Adobe Photoshop!"
"Wow you got ripped, you can get it online for free if you know where to look."

adobe by Annorax October 24, 2004