pull a lumpy 

To take a dump on the campus of Notre Dame

Can we stop for gas at South Bend? I wanna pull a lumpy.

pull a lumpy by dilly42 July 22, 2010

A lumpy Julia 

Same as a lumpy Jack, except it is when a man is fucking a girl in the anus and shoves his balls into the girl's asshole.

I was fucking Sarah last night and I gave her a lumpy Julia. It was fucked up.

A lumpy Julia by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009

A lumpy Jack 

When a man who is having anal sex with another man shoves his balls up the other man's asshole.

Terry was going hard with Frank. They did everything; Terry said that he even gave Frank a lumpy Jack.

A lumpy Jack by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009

Carrying a lumpy baby 

A massive poo, turtlin', touching cloth, full of fecel matter.

I need a monumental dump so bad, I feel like I'm carrying a lumpy baby.

Carrying a lumpy baby by kwaiiawk January 22, 2019

a cup hot of tea and two lumps 

same as tea bagging but the girl and or prostitute has a mouth full of hot water

a cup hot of tea and two lumps

a cup hot of tea and two lumps by captain jack hammer December 9, 2008

alumpuss 

A female whose pussy is so sloppy that she needs a truck load of alum to tighten it up in order to be fuckable.

Sheila looks mighty good but she has a bad case of alumpuss.

alumpuss by WEWA January 4, 2008