bang a deuce 

Moving ones bowels.

Pooping.

Taking a shit.

Other ways of saying it: Banging a deuce, bang out a deuce.

Excuse me guys, I got to go bang a deuce.

bang a deuce by Rick0307 September 20, 2006

take a deuce

taking a poop, crap, shit

I was talking to sandi and getting real horny until she said she had to take a deuce.

take a deuce by daynads July 2, 2009

chuck a deuce 

The act of greeting another person, basically saying hello in a more ghetto fabulous way. A deuce is chucked when you hold your middle and index fingers like a peace sign, sideways with knuckles showing to whomever you are greeting.

Great way to show respect, say hello, greet anothe from a distance.

Derrick T. would always chuck a deuce to his set as he drove out of the parking lot.

chuck a deuce by Urban Dictionary November 27, 2006

Drop a deuce 

To void feces from the bowels: to defecate, to "take a shit."

("deuce" comes from the commonly used "number 2")

I'll be right back, I gotta drop a deuce.

Drop a deuce by DJ Conan December 4, 2003

Snap off a Deuce 

The act of defecation. Taking a crap. Shitting. The Deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to "snap it off" is to excrete it.

Come on into the theater, I got the tickets!

Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.

Snap off a Deuce by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

dropping a deuce 

Instead of doing the #1 (to take a piss), doing the #2, hence the "duece".

Your mom's potato salad was fantastic! Now I feel like dropping a deuce.

dropping a deuce by arvsft June 1, 2006

dropping a deuce 

The act of taking a dump

Hey bro, I was just "dropping a deuce". So if you value life put a gas mask on.

dropping a deuce by Bob Is Boss November 19, 2013