85 dollar me 

v. To become confused in a financial transaction, ending up with 85 dollars less than you originally began with.

The pizza guy definitely 85 dollared me, officer. He told me it would be 10 bucks for the pizza. I asked him if he could break a hundred, and he said "sure." Then he mentioned something about a tax for apartments above the 5th floor, gas surcharge, long distance delivery fee, and a penalty for ordering more than 3 toppings on my pizza. The next thing I know, I'm only getting 15 bucks change and the guy's already in the elevator going downstairs.

85 dollar me by Flatley August 5, 2003

85/15 

It's a mixture of ground beef. The 15% represents the fat content of the meat. Usually sold in areas populated by poor people.

Ground beef with a high fat content. This is known as "85/15."

85/15 by SpookyCat March 20, 2014

85% Rule 

Applies to sports bars that are always right near capacity, but you could always find a seat.

These unicorn bars are the best of both worlds for fans: A great atmosphere AND people know they could still get in without reservations.

Melissa: Where we watching the game tonight, Fam?

Jeff: Ugh, I totally forgot to make a reso, I have been busy all week.

Melissa: Ok, tip-off is in one hour, let's go to 99 Wings, they are an 85% Rule place.

Jeff: So good, and they have the best cajun rub wings.

85% Rule by Mike109999 August 6, 2022

85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV 

85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)

Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.

Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.

Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.

He ate 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV For dinner last night.

85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025

Samba 85's 

The best sneakers ever. made by Adidas.

A: What kind of sneakers are you kicking?
B: Samba 85's boy

Samba 85's by the onion! September 9, 2007

Ram ranch 85 

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A huge space craft pulling up to the cockship
Yo, what are those letters I see?
N, I, G, G, A
S
Dot X X X
A huge space craft filled with niggas?
Ohh fuck

Verse 1
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Verse 2
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Gonna be butt fucked huge hard nigga cocks
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Huge hard cocks, hard as rocks
Gonna fuck and fuck and fuck white rodeo boys
Butt holes in the air
Huge hard cocks

Fucking them, fucking 'em, fucking those boys
Cum a flowing cum a flowing cum a flowing
Yo Simon, and Noah, and Diego, and Gabe
Yo Whats stoffin? Justin and, Conner, and zack
Buttholes in the air
Yea Josh, begging and begging for more
Fuck a nigga whore

YO swallow all that cum boys
YO huge hard cocks hard as rocks
Fucken and fuken and fucken those white boys
Huge hard nigga cocks

12 inch cocks hard as rocks
Fucken and fucked and fucken those whiteboys
Buttholes in the air begging for more, begging for more, begging for more
Fuck a nigga whore

Begging for more, begging fore more, begging for more, huge hard cocks Fucken and fucken, and fucken and fucken and fucken, fucken

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Ram ranch 85 by Ram ranch 85 March 24, 2021

Rule 85 

One of the rules of the internet. If it exists there is a pony of it.

Bob: Must we ponify EVERY MEME?!
Alice: Rule 85 bro.

Rule 85 by RienLee October 31, 2011