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1999 by goblingobbler7675 October 25, 2024
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1999 Toyota Corolla
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
1999 Toyota Corolla by Exterminator (not really) October 17, 2019
1999 Bizzare Summer
Some weird ass events happened in this time frame.
A Japanese child is the uncle of a man that's older than him
Somehow he can fix things without touching them
A Japanese child is the uncle of a man that's older than him
Somehow he can fix things without touching them
1999 Bizzare Summer by Anedgelordwithahat December 19, 2020
1999-ing
When you make a phone call without having an appointment to make a phone call.
Just pick up the phone and call - imagine!
Just pick up the phone and call - imagine!
Because of the lockdown I don't take anything for granted, and have been 1999-ing old friends to re-connect. We never know when it's going to be too late, so just call and re-connect right now!
1999-ing by JaneGordon.com December 20, 2020
1999 mode
The hardest difficulty setting in some video games that can be unlocked using the Konami Code: ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Start
1999 mode by thedrandthetardis March 11, 2015