Dnd

Also written as: D&d, D&D, DnD or DND. Dnd is a tabletop fantasy interactable story role-playing game in which you can write your own storylines and make your own characters

J-Dawg: "Yo bro, you wanna play some Dnd this saturday?"
Shaquondavious: "Nah bro I ain't into that nerdy shit, and besides, I can't saturday."

(I can't that day is a common spell used by people to postpone any Dnd session into next century)