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13 year old boys 

An age group actually really stupid, but their reputation is made worse by Encylopedia Dramatica.
In their article, it states that "13 year olds can also be from 10 to 18." Too bad ED is too stupid to realize that they are the ones 19+ writing articles on teenage boys...just saying. Oh, and this definition will cause a large amount of butthurt from EDers.
EDer: Fuck, this definition on 13 year old boys is really pissing me off! I'm gonna post this on ED so I can get all of my pedophile friends to back me up!
13 year old boys by PrinceKelso December 1, 2010

13 year old

When someone becomes a teen. 13 year olds think they're amazing, but instead they have raging hormones and their face is covered with zits:
1. a young teen
2. horny
13 year olds like to hump each other and inanimate objects because they think it's not masturbating, but it really is.
13 year old Girl: OMG!!1 l@st n1t3 waz S0 keWl m3 @n my FR3ndz gOt 2G3th3R an HuMp3d 3@ch oth3rz bra1nz out!!1
13 year old by Yo Momma :( May 30, 2008

The God Mode Law of 13-year-old YouTubers 

It’s easy to feel demoralized in a world where talent is hyper-visible. No matter how good you are at something, there’s a 13-year-old on YouTube who could totally own you at it.
"I thought I was good at piano until I saw that blindfolded squeaker playing Flight of the Bumblebee. It was totally The God Mode Law of 13-year-old YouTubers in full effect.

13 Year Old Boys 

'13 Year Old Boys' aren't always just 13, the age it ranges from is about 12-16. It is infectious, therefor, be careful of who you surround yourself with.

Listen bands like Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, and Hollywood Undead
Most times, they drink Monster Energy Drinks, and save the cans.
They generally wear baggy pants, skull T-Shirts, and DC shoes.
They think they can BMX or skateboard, when usually they can't.
Whenever they go out, they travel with they're friends more than likely.
They often times like girls who wear T-Shirts with dinosaurs and dragons on them, wear lots of fake bracelets, and wear fake glasses.
Frequently, they like their mom better than their dad.
And last, but not least, when they take pictures of themselves, their hair is in the way of their face.
Did you see all those 13 Year Old Boys riding their bikes down the street with their Monster Energy Drinks.

13 year old

a annoying ball of hormones, often thinks that they are the coolest most amazing person in the world but there just an annoying little kid. usually found playing COD with there squeaky voices over the headset.
13 year old- OMG im da coolest.

everyone else- STFU kid.
13 year old by baddazoner January 6, 2011

13 year old

the last year of being an official child. Children range from 6-13.

A child who is 13
"Who's that child over there?", "oh it's a 13 year old girl. "

13 year old

A Person who is always horny af, says slang words to try act cool and steals there parents juul, You can find them most likely playing games fortnite or at zumiez.
Omg, is that a fucking 13 year old
13 year old by Im an iconic cunt January 27, 2019