Åse 

Åse is the fattest person alive. Her husband is in prison because he's a pedophile. Åse is a teacher. The is the worst teacher on the planet earth. absolutely no-one likes her. I'm Surprised the school hasn't been destroyed by her weight. Another thing about Åse is she never tries to do anything about her HUMONGUS number of tonnes. In school she always takes the elevator. On school trips the always drives a car when everyone else has to walk.

Person1: Bro no way we have Åse today.
Person2: Hell Nah. fuck that I'm skipping I fucking hate Åse
Person1: yeah FR I don't want to get eaten by that 200 Tonnes fat thing.

Person1: Woah Åse don't eat the table only the big mac
Åse: MUNCH-MUNCH
Person1: Remember your diet, only 20.000 Big macs today
Åse: Oh sorry i got carried away, i cant see the table over my HUMONGUS belly.

Åse is the fattest being in the universe

Åse by Wilfrems0 May 3, 2024

ASE CMAT

National Institute for Automotive Service Excellence Certified Master Automotive Technician.

To attain such status a technician with at least 2 years experience must elect to take and pass a series of 8 written tests put on by the National Institute for Automotive Service Excellence. To maintain such status the technician must also retake recertification tests which are shorter but tend to be more difficult every 5 years. www.ase.com

Take your car to Bob's Garage and have Tim look at it, he's an ASE CMAT.

ASE CMAT by adtmatt May 27, 2010

ase beedz 

1) What makes one sexy, incredibly awesome, etc. Most specifically Auron.

2) An exclaimation. Usually positive.

3) A saying used repeatedly to annoy the living hell out of someone.

"Damn, did you see that guy?"
"ASE BEEDZ!"

ase beedz by S. December 5, 2004

Ase Face 

The creepy-looking deep creases that develop on the faces of people who take AIDS drugs for a prolonged period of time.

You seriously wonder if that guy's on AIDS drugs? Just look at his Ase Face !

Ase Face by JuicyJakey September 23, 2011

ase hole

A Cool guy that hangs out by the bar and picks up all the females

Shawn is a really good ase hole..

ase hole by Bados October 10, 2022

Ola k ase

Popular internet meme generally represented by a llama (animal) for the Spanish phrase "Hola, que hace?" which translated to English means "Hey, what's up?"

#1: Ola k ase?
#2: Nothing much, here just chillin'

Ola k ase by bastian_se. September 7, 2013

Omo Àsè 

Nigerian term for describing someone who is not street smart, inexperienced, timid or simply lacks the ability to discern unfavourable situations or results for themselves in their actions. An Omo Àsè lacks street-credibility, gullible and prone to getting scammed.

Also, used to describe a foolish person but in a less derogatory manner than ode
Synonymous with Olobe, Mutembe, JJC, Okpe.

Guy1: Mo! One guy on Instagram said he can get me the license for ₦20,000 tomorrow.
MoBelieve: Don’t be an Omo Àsè, let me tell you how to go about getting a License in Lagos.

He likes that Esther girl but he’s scared to tell her. He is an Omo Àsè.
They'll take her for the Omo Àsè that she is, that babe no get sense o.

Omo Àsè by @Tron August 30, 2019