nuts as balls 

1) Totally insane.
2) Rushed or hurried. Busy.
3) Out of control.

1) Yo, that girl from last night won't stop calling me!! She's nuts as balls!
2) We had this huge shipment come in late last night and had to get everything moved in before our shift ended... It was nuts as balls!
3) My brakes went out on the way over here... It was nuts as balls!

nuts as balls by Benji G October 18, 2006

Hot as balls

To describe the weather

It is hot as balls in Chico in the summer.

Hot as balls by BL June 21, 2001

Cold as Balls

Discribing something that is so cold it makes your balls shrivel

Guy jumps into ocean on New Years
"Awww man its cold as balls in here"
Guy walk into movie theater
"It's cold as balls in here also"
Guy walks into panty shop
"That naked girl must be cold as balls"

Cold as Balls by Cold Balls June 20, 2009

tough as balls 

related to the expression tough as nails, tough as balls means the exact opposite, as in not tough at all because balls are tender.

a: i look tough as nails with this guy-liner on!
b: more like tough as balls, you socialist puppy raper

tough as balls by TheFunInFuneral September 16, 2009

parched as balls 

when you're so thirsty all you can think about is balls.

During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"

parched as balls by coley and kwa April 19, 2010

trashed as balls 

When one becomes so intoxicated that they lose all common sense and replace it with the rage to consume more alcohol. Often results in black outs and puking.

Angie was so trashed as balls that she ditched her two friends who drove down from redding and didn't even realize it.

trashed as balls by brentdk April 14, 2008

Cold as balls

Just another way to say something is cold.

Damn!! It's cold as balls out here!!

This beer is cold as balls.

Cold as balls by skarlet winter October 8, 2009