thousand cock stare 

When a woman has ridden to cock carousel for such a long time that she loses all ability to bond with a man. This shows in her eyes that have a unique kind of deadness, hollowness, and hardness to them. She's given up on love and is now cynically looking for a meal ticket.

"Man Amy sure looks dilapidated. I saw her pic on OkCupid."
"Yeah she had a lot of fun in the past, but now she's just another single mom with a thousand cock stare looking for a shlub to wife her up, heh."

thousand cock stare by Kesselfieber April 12, 2017

first lady of the United States 

A woman who watches while her husband has sex with interns and porn stars.

Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."

first lady of the United States by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018

Lightskin stare 

When someone or something looks at you in a zesty, flirtatious way.

Megamind got that lightskin stare Fr.

Lightskin stare by Coco puffs but not black November 26, 2022

thousand cock stare 

A phrase often used to describe the blank, unfocused gaze of a naturally promiscuous woman after riding the cock carousel for too long and who's now incapable to pair bond with a man. It's argued that this vacant gaze is typical of women with the emotional and psychological issues that correlate with excessive promiscuity. It's unclear if the emotional issues stem from the promiscuity, or vice versa.

John: Why does Steph look so empty and hollow in her pics?

Daniel: She had her fun in her 20s but now she cannot find a good man who will commit to her. Look at the thousand cock stare in her eyes.

thousand cock stare by TheUrbanSchollar January 2, 2021

total drama all stars 

the worst season of total drama where they completely derailed all the characters and made it their worst season yet

“dude did you watch total drama all stars”

“yeah it sucked how they changed gwen and duncan’s character”

total drama all stars by urmomisbomb.com March 14, 2021

pubic stare 

The constant, unblinking, stare of the "one-eyed monster" (penis) when it is standing at attention (erect).

In my previous life as a nudist, I would pass girls, and give them the ole "pubic stare" inspection - much like a dog sniffs another dog's ass. A man must be free!

pubic stare by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 13, 2012

Ensemble Stars 

A hell
A virus
This app/game took your time,money,and sanity.

I love ensemble stars so much.... arashi narukami my beloved.... wait for me...i hate happy ele...

Ensemble Stars by Arashinarukamimyqueen November 21, 2021