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Shitting Crickets

Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.

Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.

shifting a wardrode 

When a regular guy is slow dancing with a larger woman on the dance floor
Here mick , look at Murph shifting a wardrode
shifting a wardrode by spoofaRoof December 15, 2014

Shtingle 

Shtingle (n) the shockingly pleasant tingle you feel during your first orgasm.

Any unexpectedly pleasant tingle one feels.
I had my first shtingle when I was ten. I was wanking and I felt it build . The shtingle raced up my spine and my whole naked body went limp.
Shtingle by Rakis June 16, 2018
A kind girl that will be there for you often. She will make you happy when you are feeling down and when you aren't she is super fun to hang out with! You are super lucky to have a Shijing in your life
She reminds me of that girl,Shijing.
Shijing by Shiji May 24, 2021

Thanks Shitting 

The act of taking an enormous shit the day after thanksgiving.
Wow tomorrow is going to be a great Thanks Shitting

Fortune Shitting

Eating a fortune cookie whole, then shitting out your fortune.
Friend 1: Dude! You need to break open that fortune cookie before you eat it!

Friend 2: Don't worry, I'm fortune shitting it.

Friend 1: Oh, well its gonna be a shitty fortune then.