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sasquatch poop 

When you take a dump and you feel it, hear it and smell it but when you turn around there is nothing there.

When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.

Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"
Son: look Mommy!! I used the potty!!!
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.
sasquatch poop by Oh gee biebs December 11, 2013
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Sasquatch sit 

When someone awkwardly sits right beside your head while your laying on the couch.
Jake: I'm just gunna sit right here.
Jesse: Of all the spots to sit, you sit beside my head. Way to Sasquatch sit me dude.
Sasquatch sit by Chug373 January 4, 2014

Sasquatch's Dick

A big hairy stick longer than a giraffe's neck
Pretty sure Nicki Minaj has a Sasquatch's Dick
A very hairy vagina! Its so hairy that Dora the explore cant even explore it!! A dick gets strangled and cut off by the long and strong hairs.
Noooooo don't Sasquatch me!!!!
Sasquatch by Sasquatch!! February 17, 2015
A male joining a couple for their sexual adventures. Could be either a three-plus or cucking experience.
Jenny and Dale's sexual relationship had stagnated, so they used tinder to find a Sasquatch to spark their sex lives back into action. Luckily, Earl was willing to assist.
Sasquatch by alviere February 4, 2017
Also known as Bigfoot it is very hairy and weighs around 420 tons. No one has ever caught a Sasquatch but there has been some reports of seen Sasquatch's. Also hairy and ugly people are usually called Sasquatch's.
I found the Sasquatch!
Geez that person is such a Sasquatch.
Sasquatch by Bsnabsbsn February 20, 2017

sasquatchitard

One who is hairy and big but also frickin retarded
That guy is such a sasquatchitard
sasquatchitard by YEEYEEEBROTHER December 15, 2017