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Back in the saddle man 

after ages of not getting any action, a women gets a date with the first wo/man she meets and sleeps with him or her and then never sees them again. any bloody bloke that comes along first, that ur neva goin 2 c again
person a- when did u last fuck someone
person b- millenium new years party
person a- u know wot u need, a back in the saddle man

Bologna Saddle 

Where the enlarged labia of a woman tends to "straddle" the crotch seam of their much too tight pants. This usually forms a "mysterious meat" saddle, hence the term, Bologna Saddle...
OMG! Look at the size of the bologna saddle pooching out on that chick!
Bologna Saddle by kabong1978 February 28, 2011

Wet Saddle 

A sex position involving role-play where the female is on all fours and the male is riding her back, whacking her ass, and pulling on her hair (like a horse tack) just like a horse.
Friend: "How was sex last night?"
you: "it was like a wet saddle."
Friend: "So you rode her like a horse!?"
Wet Saddle by Shenanigans1996 February 9, 2012

Rotten Saddle 

A situation in which the area between a person's genitals and anus become sweaty, swollen, enlarged, and/or generally disgusting.
Mike: Dude, it's hot as fuck here in New Orleans.

Steve: I know, man. I'm fighting a serious case of rotten saddle.

The Saddle Club 

An Australian tv program about a group of girls who enjoy horse riding together

The collective noun for a group of "hoes" and/or a group of females who enjoy being "on top"
Stevie: Apparently Veronica went for a ride last night
Lisa: Should we include her in the Saddle Club?

Carole: Veronica hooked up with both Max and Jack this week
Jess: I heard she rode them til midnight... She's definitely part of the Saddle Club
The Saddle Club by Vikki1812 January 29, 2017

straddle saddle 

The facial (mustache) area of a man which provides the best seat for a woman tto straddle his face and have the ride of her life !
Him:Hey gorgeous how bout a ride on the ol straddle saddle ?

Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!
straddle saddle by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019