after ages of not getting any action, a women gets a date with the first wo/man she meets and sleeps with him or her and then never sees them again. any bloody bloke that comes along first, that ur neva goin 2 c again
Where the enlarged labia of a woman tends to "straddle" the crotch seam of their much too tight pants. This usually forms a "mysterious meat" saddle, hence the term, Bologna Saddle...
A sex position involving role-play where the female is on all fours and the male is riding her back, whacking her ass, and pulling on her hair (like a horse tack) just like a horse.
Friend: "How was sex last night?"
you: "it was like a wet saddle."
Friend: "So you rode her like a horse!?"