Portuguese Bread Twist 

When she won’t let you cum on her face so while you’re blowing her asshole out from behind, you pull out and pretend to cum on her back. But you don’t cum...you just make her THINK you came by shooting some chocolate syrup on her back. When she turns around and faces you (thinking you’re done) you procede unleash the full fury of your load all over her fucking face then procede yeet the fucking slut through a window. As she twists around to look at you her back arches into the shape of a bread loaf, hense the Bread Twist.

Chas- Bro I did the Portuguese Bread Twist to some dumb bitch last night. The damn hoe wouldn’t let me cum on her face, so I fucking did anyway. And then I yeeted that filthy slut straight out the fucking window into traffic.

Portuguese Bread Twist by DirtySanCHAS69 December 13, 2018

Portuguese snack break

When two portuguese males take turns shitting in each others small intestine.

Derrick caught Joel and Herculano take a break from mixing concrete on the job site, and take a portuguese snack break and saw Joel resting on his back, ass up while Herculano squatted over him and took a shit in his asshole.

Portuguese snack break by Eljeffe11 July 23, 2019

Portuguese Diesel

a slang term for a hand truck or dolly.

Lets use the Portuguese diesel to move the appliance.

Portuguese Diesel by misterdickwick August 4, 2020

portuguese muffin 

When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose

Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months

portuguese muffin by Bimbap July 7, 2021

Portuguese ting 

A Portuguese girl/guy that is hotter than the Portuguese sun but not your girlfriend/boyfriend. You already had a lot of fun together but nothing official. You can't stay away but if you get too close, you will get burned.

Did you also see my Portuguese ting at the beach today? I couldn't look away and had to go into the ocean in order to cool down again.

Portuguese ting by malandro110 November 25, 2021

Portuguese Whistle 

When you are driving with one one hand and your forearm hits the horn inadvertently.

We knew that Manny wasn’t keeping his hands at 10 & 2 while off-roading in the desert when we heard the distinct sound of the Portuguese Whistle.

Portuguese Whistle by Gabagool December 13, 2021

Portuguese Lung Dart 

Alternative name for a cigarette.

Where did Manny go?…I think he went outside to look at the stars and smoke a Portuguese Lung Dart.

Portuguese Lung Dart by Gabagool December 15, 2021