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cooter jerky 

When a cooter is stale and dried to the consistency of beef jerky. See also: "geriatric labia."
I knew she wasn't young, but I wasn't expecting cooter jerky!
cooter jerky by Buck Kackey August 17, 2020

reverse jerky 

reverse jerky- 1)when a man sits on a woman's lap facing away from her and she jerks him off like it is her own dick
2) when the jerker flips their hand from palm under the shaft to palm on top of the shaft and precedes to jerk off
Mother Theresa asked me to sit on her lap last night and much to my surprise I got a reverse jerky.

Edward Jerky Hands 

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit
Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!

beef jerky dog 

beef jerky dog by Caorlisn December 26, 2020

Tongue Jerky

When libertarian bitcoin nerds get together and jabber about their utopian future nonsense.
“I was driving with Rollo, and there was this serious tongue jerky about hyperbitcoinization happening

Murky Jerky 

When you sit on your right hand so it falls asleep and then you use it to jerk off while your hand is still asleep
She finally lifted her big head off my hand last night but she wouldn’t wake up so I just indulged in the ol murky jerky
Murky Jerky by Bootyclapper November 5, 2021