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Creampie Tom 

A guy who consistently gets around town, filling up all the girls that will fornicate with him. He carries around condoms in his wallet, but tells the women that he is without one. He then proceeds to have sex, raw. After a short amount of time (he really doesn't care if she cums) he releases semen within the woman's vagina. He typically announces this out to a crowd, right after he emerges from the room he was having intercourse in. He then leaves the party, satisfied, in a red jeep or some other pimp machine.
Ex: Did you hear about that boy? He sure is a Creampie Tom.
Creampie Tom by dscasados January 2, 2011
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Camp Tom Hale 

I went to camp tom hale and earned lots of merit badges
Camp Tom Hale by sevolnayr May 29, 2011
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Sniffing Tom 

A person who stealthily sniffs other people's butts without them knowing.
Sam: Jimmy was caught hiding under the couples bed. A sneaky Peeping Tom he is.
Jeremiah: No he is a Sniffing Tom, he was sniffing their butts when they were asleep.

Talking Tom Effect 

When you say something, then someone near you says the exact same thing after you. Based on the video game series, Talking Tom.
Cole: God, that ass is big.
Martin: God, that ass is big.
Avery: OMG! The Talking Tom Effect!

Making out with Tom Selleck 

Giving oral sex to a woman that has excessive stubble on her vagina.
I went down on Cindy last night and her pussy was so stubbly that it was like making out with Tom Selleck!

peeping tom 

one who spies on others. They are usually horny little fellas that cant get anything face to face.
a peeping tom may simply stalk someone or may take it further, planting hidden cameras in and around the stalked ones home.
peeping tom by the candace! March 18, 2004

creeping tom 

While stopped at a stoplight, something in a nearby car catches your eye (sorority bumper sticker, etc) and in order to ascertain the nailablilty of the driver you let off the brake and idle into a position where you could reach ideal creeping angle. Also, known as a Creeping Jane for females.
“Look, that Isuzu has a “Sassy Chick” sticker on the bumper.”

“Pull a Creeping Tom up there to get a better look-see. I think we got something.”

“Weak dude, I let off my brake for that? She’s a 7.1 on the Nailer Scale.”
creeping tom by Ockman May 2, 2008