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The Wailing Wench 

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*
Related Words

Waffle House Wench 

1. A woman that likes to be scattered, smothered, and covered in the Waffle House batter.
2. A quickie in the Waffle House bathroom
I took my girlfriend at 2 in the morning out for breakfast, and she ended up being a Waffle House Wench.

dean winchester 

the most caring brother anyone could ever ask for.
dean winchester deserves the universe and everything in it.

Dean Winchester 

Single handedly the hottest man on any universe to ever exist
Older brother of Sam Winchester on show Supernatural

Love's to drink beer, drive his 67' Chevy impala baby, kill monsters, and have sex
I would die for Dean Winchester, he is so fucking perfect

Wenclair 

The lesbian ship of the two characters Wednesday Addams and Enid Sinclair from the Netflix show Wednesday.
Their hug had more chemistry than their relationships with Tyler and Ajax.
Person 1: Oh my god I totally love Wenclair, it's my favorite ship!!

Person 2: I know right? They were meant for each other!!

Person 3: They're both straight stop pushing your agenda, not every character is gay.

Person 1&2: Shut the fuck up nobody likes you

Person 3 is a loser.
Wenclair by Ryder o Wyder November 27, 2022

Sam Winchester

daddy,nerd and a moose(?)
"Sam winchester is such a dADDY."
"He's sam such a nerd lmao"
"M O O S E"
Sam Winchester by peachyouija February 17, 2017