Text Surge 

A term used to describe the moment at which everyone in the known universe sends you a text message. Then, once you finish replying to all of them, you spend about an hour sitting there without getting a single new message from anyone.

Dude, my phone was going crazy a sec ago, and now I'm not getting any messages at all...stupid text surges

Text Surge by Fergalicious def March 14, 2011

Mexican brain surgeon 

noun

1) A sexual position wherein one partner lays on his/her back, with his/her head on the edge of a bed (or similar) and performs fellatio on a male partner that is standing in such a manner as to thrust his penis forcefully into his partner's open mouth.

2) An small alcoholic beverage meant to be consumed in one gulp or "shot," consisting of equal parts tequila and Goldshlagger.

1) "Tracy let me do a 'Mexican brain surgeon' last night!"

2) "Things went quickly downhill after that last round of 'Mexican brain surgeons.'"

Bonus combination example: "I met Jenna at the bar when we both ordered a 'Mexican brain surgeon." We toasted together and joked around a bit, then ordered another round. Fortunately, the liquid 'Mexican brain surgeon' did its job and I was able to do my own 'Mexican brain surgeon' on Jenna later that night. Giggitty.

Mexican brain surgeon by elpolakogrande September 14, 2009

Surgleyfonk

The thing that comes out of your mouth on those occassions when you really try hard to say 'nice' (with out an Errrr... in front of it) but your brain will not let you.

You go to your friends place to check out their new interior design... it's all leopard print with feature walls of hot pink with purple dots. They tell you they did it themselves and ask you what you think. You try hard (really hard) to keep a straight face and say 'nice' but instead Surgleyfonk slips out. example exaggerated to clarify

Surgleyfonk by Em Wun March 8, 2005

Bi-pass heart surgery 

An extreme form of conversion therapy, intended to cure the bi-curious and turn them straight.

Arriving home in Wichita from Princeton for the summer, Amber confided to her devoutly Methodist mother that she was equally in love with her 'friends' Jason and Jennifer. Shocked, and too unworldly to know that this was a transitory phase for many of the girls in Amber's class, her mother whispered the threat of bi-pass heart surgery to make her normal again.

Bi-pass heart surgery by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2020

Surgeon 

A talented snowboarder who uses the edges of his snowboard to make incisions into powder with style and grace.

Dr Cass is a board certified surgeon, you can tell by the perfect incisions made as he rips his way down the mountain.

Surgeon by Dr Slash February 18, 2010

tossed salad surgery 

Getting a rim job from an Emerson Lake and Palmer fan. (any prog rocker will suffice)

As I was listening to Karn Evil #9, i turned around to find somebody giving me a tossed salad surgery.

tossed salad surgery by Lord Mike March 18, 2004

plastic surgery 

The only possible method to remove the desired content from welded plastic packaging, usually a clear and stiff plastic not otherwise labeled as to content but only slightly weaker than carbon nanotubes.

The person opening must often cut long edge welds, rip at deeply recessed permanent spot welds, and attempt to remove tightly cinched bracelets of colored plastic, which are definitely stronger than carbon nanotubes, without:

a) destroying or irreparably damaging the functionality or aesthetic condition of the desired contents, the same desired contents which is in extremely intimate contact with said bracelets and packaging at a molecular level, or:

b) suddenly slipping, causing a predestined slice or impalement into flesh with the selected tool or the sharp edge of the plastic.

After 45 minutes of plastic surgery, I finally removed my daughter's new doll from the plastic package. The doll was still grinning when I left to get some real sutures in my finger where my box cutter sliced it open when I slipped trying to cut the outer weld on that stupid clear packaging!

plastic surgery by e4enviro December 25, 2009