twitter ghost

Someone that posts multiple tweets, but never gets a "mention", so they feel invisible on Twitter.

John: OMG! I've posted 73 tweets and not ONE SINGLE RESPONSE!!! I feel like a twitter ghost.

Ichabod: What are you saying? All I hear is, "Blah, blah, blah."

twitter ghost by iconoguy November 10, 2009

Twisted Cherry 

When your girl is on her period and you tie the tampon string in your mouth like a cherry stem

Her: I can't, I am on my period
Him: No biggie, let's be kinky and I will give you a good old fashion twisted cherry

Twisted Cherry by DarkRamen69 September 6, 2018

Black Twitter 

noun.) the portion of twitter where most African Americans and minorities are focused in. The social area of the black community. There is considered to be two sides of "dark" twitter because of all the jokes, profanity, and nudes that are on one spectrum, and the activism, and intellect on the other.

Simply type in "#blacktwitter" into the twitter search bar and find everything related to black twitter.

Black Twitter by Omg Ojb August 28, 2013

get it twisted 

to misperceive or misunderstand something. to draw the wrong conclusion.

Don't get it twisted... We're not together.

get it twisted by Crystal Puff September 22, 2005

twitter 

n. - the facebook "status" bar...without the rest of facebook.

v. - to waste your, my, and everyone else's time with dumbass updates that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.

"hey guys, i'm brushing my teeth and i didn't even have to boot up my computer to tell you! fuck yeah!"

"i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}"

"...is eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!"

"...is on twitter...and i don't know what to say. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER!"

twitter by iamawordwhore April 26, 2009

Twitter 

A place where twats with delusions of grandeur can write about anything mundane and trivial in their lives, all the while believing that the whole world wants to know.

Jim has no friends and no life but he regularly posts on Twitter about pretty much nothing for the whole world to read. Twitter has given Jim an entourage of random strangers and makes him feel like a rock star.

Twitter by Non-Twatterer July 17, 2009

Twitter Boy 

A young person that stands close to a less tech-savvy older person and retrieves information on request from an Iphone.
A friend that will check anything you ask promptly from a mobile device.

Hey Twitter Boy, can you get me the score from the football, send three emails and get Danny on youtube?

Twitter Boy by Golden Harbour Bridge March 2, 2011