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To Heath yourself

It’s like a queef but from a Heath.... and feom the back bottom not the front.

Your caught out front queefing but a little poo comes out. Instead of going home when requested by your boss you stand firm and work in shit covered shorts.
Sorry I’m late today boss.... traffic was bad and you too would have no option but To Heath Yourself
To Heath yourself by Pbetts July 12, 2019
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Leah Heath

Leah heath is a slag. No one likes her and no one wants to be near her because she absolutely reeks of manure. She thinks she’s clever but she’s actually proper dumb and is really jealous of girls named Chloe Bower. Leah is obsessed with mango and always takes it too far with the fake tan. Don’t be like leah.
Oh man, your such a Leah Heath.’
Leah Heath by dirtydonkey400 April 6, 2020

Cradley Heath 

A shithole town in the middle of Birmingham where nothing happens and everyone is inbred . The number one landmark in Cradely Heath is the Big Tesco
Cradley Heath is a fucking shithole !!”
Cradley Heath by Rokit76 November 13, 2022

Darius Heath 

a jackass who likes to mess with people's hearts and drive them to hurt themselves. someone who is a manwhore and thinks he can get any girl he wants just because he has a big dick. also someone who can be your best friend when you need one
ew, dont talk to him, thats darius heath.
Darius Heath by Anonnonon October 10, 2011

Pull a Heath

(Verb) to be the buzz kill of the party, a fake asshole, poser, a creeper, chach, usually will have white sunglasses, underage grenades, and frosted tips to look like the 6th member of N*Sync, yet somehow he vibes with it.
Don't pull a Heath!

Man, that guys soo chachi. He deffinatly pulled a Heath

Is that douche bag wearing white sunglasses in the club Heath?
Pull a Heath by P.R.O.M.O November 17, 2010

TMA Heath 

Rarely gets on, Worthless driod engineer. Likes to have sex with random women at walmart, Has more STD's than Paris Hilton, Also he is very hickish
TMA Doncaster: Can you craft me a droid Heath?
TMA Heath: I canceled my subscription because im a complete hick, and I need to pay off my medical bills to cure my Gonorrhea
TMA Golobulus: FUCKING NIGGER, Im being niggerized!!
TMA Heath by 565452345 November 21, 2006

The Heath Ledger 

A sexual fetish where a woman is on her period and her partner takes the blood, rubs across their own face and says "Why so serious?"
She was her rag so I decided to skip the red wings and go right for the Heath Ledger. Vagina period joker