feelings vomit 

an outpouring of romantic, schmaltzy feelings by someone who has romantic intentions towards the listener - usually when the listener is unprepared for such feelings and does not return the sentiment

"He called me last night and told me he loved me. It was weird and unexpected and I'm grossed out by the feelings vomit. I haven't even talked to him in 3 weeks!"

feelings vomit by Curves&Nerves November 12, 2009

Feeding The moose 

Feeding the moose is a better way of saying "choking the chicken" because people wont understand.

Friend- What are you doing?
Me- Nothing really, just feeding the moose, how about yourself?
Friend- What moose?
Me- Exactly.....

Feeding The moose by KiwiPotato July 14, 2014

mad feelings 

when someone has an extreme liking towards someone that's basically driving them mad.

"I have mad feelings for you more than you can imagine."

mad feelings by Kayla2729 April 6, 2017

Feeding the Monkey 

When one does something they know they shouldn't do.
Often used in poker terms, where someone calls hands they shouldn't, but applicable to several life situations.
Origins come from zoo patrons who feed the monkeys, ignoring the signs prohibiting such conduct. Usually in return the monkeys throw their feces at them.

"Wow... Patrick just lost like half his chip stack.." 'Yeah.. he keeps feeding the monkey."

"I'm so full.. but it's ALL YOU CAN EAT." "You're going to pay for it later if you keep feeding the monkey man..."

Feeding the Monkey by JHall1790 January 11, 2009

Feeling a little Lost 

The feeling you get when you have two separate and distinct lifestyles that will inevitably become aware of each other in a cataclysmic and emotionally dramatic scene.

I was working the stage at the Klassy Kitty when my boss from my day job asked me for a lap dance. I was feeling a little Lost.

Feeling a little Lost by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz February 11, 2010

feeding roses 

To lie or bullshit someone

Guy 1: yo I got that new Bentley
Guy2 : fuck you man, you're just feeding roses

feeding roses by Bensonite February 26, 2015

Feeling cruzy 

The simultaneously happy yet disappointed emotion expressed in the face Presidential candidate Ted Cruz.

"I like lasagna, but it's not what I ordered. Feeling cruzy rn tbh fam"

Feeling cruzy by jm_gray September 1, 2016