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Old King Charlie 

Now there are a few tricks to doing this. To begin you will need:

1. maple syrup

2. an open to anything girl

Now during sex you shall go very fast now very sneaky. Grab the syrup and proceed to place it on your old king.then take it deep inside the girl and pull out slowly, as slow as possible if it is done correctly you should get the string of syrup. take that string of syrup and pull it using only your old king all around the girls head 3 times. after you have finished continue to have sex until you ejaculate screaming at the end "CHARLIE".
Man I was able to get the crown around her head twice last night when I did the Old King Charlie.
Old King Charlie by jitre February 14, 2012

The Charlie Browns

A state in which nothing seems to be going right.
"What's wrong with Robin today?"
"She's just having a bad case of the Charlie Browns."
The Charlie Browns by Matty G. December 23, 2007

stay-at-home Charlie 

A common phrase in Hertfordshire, England, this jocular compound is virtually synonymous with homeboy, though with perhaps more couth-potatoey connotations.
I'm too much of a stay-at-home Charlie to go travelling in my gap year.
stay-at-home Charlie by anycon April 4, 2005

Uncle Charlie 

(n) Another name for Charlie Sheen's character on the CBS hit sitcom Two and A Half Men. Usually he is referred to that by his nephew Jake Harper.
Charlie: Well buddy its that she wants something different in a relationship from your Uncle Charlie.

Jake: What does she want?

Charlie: Uncle Charlie

Jake: What do you want?

Charlie: Your Uncle Charlie.. and we both can't have me.

one-eyed Charlie 

Driving on the road, you see a car with one of its headlights out. Your passenger shouts, "Check out that one-eyed Charlie!"
one-eyed Charlie by detection March 12, 2010

prancing charlie 

One that likes to prance around naked in all places. Commonly found in nude camps - perticularly in Nebraska- where pies are aplenty. Fond of cheese, pies and mullets. Prancing Charlies dislike toilets and all things that are not coated in pie scented cleaner.
Naked Prancing Charlie, aka Mrs Bernard Clark (just kidding, HE'S MINE!)