Confused Social User 

One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.

Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user

Confused Social User by The guy who fu-[censor] December 8, 2011

SND (Social Networking Disease) 

Any virus or bug that infects your computer due to having too many friends on your social networking site that don't run the proper security software on either their site or their computer.

I caught a nasty SND (Social Networking Disease) on Facebook the other day and had to reconfigure my entire system.

SND (Social Networking Disease) by Woman of Weird Words September 25, 2011

Boke Social

A party with an inordinate amount of unattractive people which takes place in Glasgow.

How was the party tonight? It was such a Boke Social!

Boke Social by MelTri October 24, 2011

Anti-Social Line 

A group of friends walking in a horizontal line formation. One of these can easily cover the width of a hallway with very few people, and can cause extreme frustration to the masses when they move at a slow pace.

Sorry I am late, there was an anti-social line blocking the main hallway, then by the time I reached the exit I needed the toilet again.

Anti-Social Line by OccupyMajina January 25, 2016

Eskimo Social 

When two or more guys who have all had sexual relations with the same female get together and talk about their sexual experience with said woman.

I ran into two guys at the grocery store who both slept with Stephanie. We all met up at the bar for an eskimo social later. Wow she is disgusting.

Eskimo Social by eeby1 March 9, 2016

The Social Index 

A foolproof guide to determine the popularity and "soundness" of a certain individual. Factors such as inflation are taken into account in determining the outcome of this revolutionary theory. Created in Dublin in mid 2017, it is set to become a global phenomenon.

"she's got 600 likes, she must be sound" "yeah but she's a girl, according to the social index halve that and there's your answer"

The Social Index by Ctcblue May 28, 2017

Edward Social Media Hands 

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.

Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands

Edward Social Media Hands by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017