practical vegetarian 

Fake vegetarians who have co-opted the term to make themselves feel better and/or undermine the identity of actual vegetarians.

Gopi Kallayil, a blogger for Huffington Post and Marketer for Google, claims to have invented this term to describe himself.

PV: I am a vegetarian, but I love hamburgers and steak and will eat them if there is nothing else around.

AV: Well then, you are not really a vegetarian, are you?

PV: Sure I am, I just made up a new definition of vegetarian. I call it "Practical Vegetarian".

AV: What a great idea! I am going to start calling myself a doctor, even though I never went to medical school. I am a "practical doctor"!

practical vegetarian by Farnesworth Butterbum October 6, 2010

Volleyball Practice 

Code word for sucking several dicks.

Where were you?
Sorry, I was in Volleyball Practice.

Volleyball Practice by thenotoriousfatty August 26, 2012

batting practice 

Code for smoking a small amount of marijuana from any type of glass, wooden, acrylic or home made device that isn't rolled. "Bowl Pack" "Batting Practice" get it?

Teacher: What are you kids doing after class today?

Student: Cheech and I are going to take batting practice behind the bleachers.

batting practice by Joe Show October 27, 2007

pracicenciase 

adjective-slang term used to describe people who are racist to white people

I love all people, but I have to admit that I'm a bit of pracicenciase.

pracicenciase by Kenatelynn September 23, 2010

Practicing to become gay 

Snubbing or being mean to the opposite sex for no real reason, Usually done by younger people.

high schooler #1 - Yo bitch! You're so dumb, I hate you!
high schooler #2 - Why did you say that? She's nice.
high schooler #1 - I don't know, I just hate her, she's a bitch.
high schooler #2 - What are you doing, practicing to become gay?

Practicing to become gay by the_carrot September 23, 2007

Practically Spooning 

When two people are almost, or sort of spooning, they are said to be 'practically spooning'.

Tor wished he could spoon her, but practically spooning was as far as he could get.

Practically Spooning by 10manbandit February 4, 2010

nurse practitioner 

a little understood profession by the public an advanced nurse praticioner or ANP is an individual who has completed graduate school for nursing and does very much the same job as a doctor but makes more and is payed by whatever company they work for instead of by the pateint from insurance companies. they can determine diagnosis and write perscriptions to treat pateints. in certain specalties they report to a doctor once a week so they can check the paper work.

hi, im a nurse practitioner, whats the problem
patient : when am i going to see the doctor
ANP: you wont ill be treating you
pateint: so your a doctor
ANP: no im a nurse pratitioner
pateint: so why am i not seeing a doctor
ANP: becouse i can give you the same treatment as a doctor, now what are you here for?

nurse practitioner by ANPnurse January 4, 2010