Seattle Sleeper 

When a males ejaculates on their partner's face while they are asleep.

My girl wouldn't give it up last night so I jizzed on her face when she was asleep. Man alive, she hates a Seattle Sleeper.

Seattle Sleeper by CPL Punishment March 25, 2009

African sleeper hold 

When a large black man comes up behind you and strangles you with the pocket giraffe he calls a dick.

This usually happens at the least opportune time, such as balancing your check book or reading a story to children.

Father: And Hansel and gretel lived happily ev-BWAWHGAWHGHG!

Humongous black man: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BITCH! YOU GONNA DIE!

Onlooker: Now THAT'S an african sleeper hold if I've ever seen o-BAWAHWGAHWG!

African sleeper hold by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

Talented Sleeper

One who can literally sleep through anything, such as an alarm clock, roommates, or an earthquake.

I don't know how you didn't wake up while you're roommate was getting it in across the room...
Dude, I already told you, I'm a Talented Sleeper.

Talented Sleeper by lurpy101 June 15, 2011

Closet Sleeper

When someone is gay or lesbian that you never would have thought to be so because they hid it so well.

Boy was I shocked to find out that ( ) was gay. I've known him for 10 years. Man he was definitely a closet sleeper.

I have been lusting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. What a tease!

Closet Sleeper by Silkysmooth October 27, 2012

cave sleeper 

A person you wraps their self in a mountain of blankets leaving just a little air hole to breath

"sometimes I get so cold I turn into a cave sleeper"

cave sleeper by Turk Winston January 25, 2014

Random Sleeper 

1. Person who can sleep at a random time.
2. Person who can sleep at a random place.
3. Person who has random sex.
4. Any combination of the above three.

1. My sleep time is random, so I'm a random sleeper.
2. My sleep place is random, so I'm a random sleeper.
3. I have sex with random people (sleep around).

Random Sleeper by PseuSeuss February 25, 2014

kitchen sleeper 

This is someone who has sexual encounters in no other location other than kitchens. Often times they are wearing a giant egg costume (like that over easy omelet costumes on Halloween), while the other person is wearing a bacon costume. It does not matter what sex is wearing what costume, however. When they want to "spice it up" one wears a tabasco costume. Another version of kitchen sleeper can be seen in the image.

"Jack and Jill were kitchen sleepers, and they tried to get me to spice it up, but I didn't have the costume."

kitchen sleeper by Kitchen Sleeper February 16, 2018